if gloating makes your boat float

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Human nature or thinking is as weird as the shitting pattern of various organisms. Some of us have the nature like goat shit, coming strong but in short waves. This kind holds thought for every possible topic but either know about it less or entertain the thought for shorter period of time. Others species, which has their nature as synonymous as a bird, flying everywhere and dropping poo on everyone and everything. These are the assertive kind (by kind I mean type ๐Ÿ˜› and not kindness ๐Ÿ˜‹) they dump their opinion and whoosh ….gone …well not forever but definitely not the waiting type to stop and see the effect.
But in my opinion ( I think my opinions are like wastage excreted by the sea organisms, disposing it gently and sometimes like a jelly fish ….to throw off enemies ๐Ÿค“), the most weird type is the one which marks the territory with their thoughts. If you are dealing with this predatoryย  kind then you not only ha e to smell their shit but also have to be aware of jaws and claws which could range from immodesty, insensitivity, immature mean approach to gloating, ungratefulness.
Worst part is like their metaphorical counterparts they are not on the top of food chain aka thought chain. Rather they are the parasites leaching away on sanity of others. They not only kill to feed their egos but they kill recklessly to gloat.
For example this kind wouldn’t let any chance go by of gloating even if it means that they have to remind room full of people about some incidence which happened a year ago. They take excruciatingly painful measures so that everyone would be reminded of not only the incidence but also about who said what. Say while recalling an incidence of baking cake. They have the robotic memory to recall who said how many eggs to be added and whether it was brown or not. They can recall exactly who measured the sugar and poured it and after and year would remind everyone that how their suggestion of using chocolate chunks saved the day….which happened one earth revolution around the sun ago. Biggest point is they would totally forgot that all were trying to bake a strawberry cake for a person who was and still is allergic to chocolate ๐Ÿ˜‚
But hey no one is complaining, I mean if gloating floats your boat then row away …far far …far away ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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